Atze Schröder

The Saviour is here! At last. We want to be redeemed because we are all guilty: consumption, holidays, partying, drugs, Netflix and Bayern Munich do not permanently free us from the permanent feeling of powerlessness. We are always on the wrong side, even though we want to do everything right.

A good climate, lasting peace and pancakes for all - but how? The UN and Disney+ don't know what to do either. Even the Dalai Lama doesn't want to be reborn and has decided to forego the final season.

What to do? What helps? Who brings salvation? Fear not! Atze Schröder saw the burning bush in his bed and knew immediately: I am the new Messiah! The saviour! He fearlessly accepts the assignment and signs on for three more years! Hallelujah, praise Mr Schröder. He stands on stage, spreads his arms and shouts: "Cast your sins on me, I will take your guilt! So every performance becomes Noah's Ark and even the little animals get an invitation to the captain's dinner on the cruise to salvation!

Atze Schröder redeems us from evil in his programme. He takes us on a carefree journey, frees the audience from the burden of the zeitgeist and converts our payback points into good karma. Two hours of indulgence, two hours without guilt, two hours with the pleasant realisation: Yes, he is here - the Redeemer!